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Eric Trules's avatar

I could’ve written the same thing, or at least on the same subject, 1000 times before! And now again in France. - about “frites” taking too goddam lonnnng!

-Brother from another Jewish mother.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

They take a lot longer than you think and these are huge. How's France?

Miranda Barfuss's avatar

"What I do is immediately separate myself and say, 'No, you are not my people.' I do this as a shield against both their rejection and acceptance, each of which would agitate me, though in different ways." The sizzling solidarity I feel, when I read this, turns to hope for "these thoughts [to become] a backbeat" as I keep on becoming. Delicious. Really.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Thank you Miranda and of course I am envious of your last name.

Reflections's avatar

Love it

Nick Morton's avatar

this is my every single day.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

I had a feeling.

Nick Morton's avatar

i gringo out a lot

Not Hector Jimenez's avatar

This piece is fantastic. Not just the kind that makes you say 'wow this is good' but also makes you ask 'who made this?!' Really enjoyed it.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Great to hear Not HJ

Renee Missel's avatar

I would have reacted as you did. And I’m not proud of it. Lol.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

You;re a member of the IPP Impatient Progessives Party

Gaye Thomas's avatar

Those fries look worth waiting for!

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

They are pretty fucking good

Christiana White's avatar

Oh my god, just love this writing. Bravo. Bravo.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Thank you Christiana

Deanna Wilk's avatar

Fun read. You are a very patient man! Had to smile at the excitement of using two verbs in one sentence. Spanish learner here too and it’s hugely satisfying to string together a simple sentence in real life.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

It is nice to use on the street where it's really happening.

AK's avatar

I like it, and I like a little humility with my fries.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

A little humility goes with everything AK

Reflections's avatar

I was just thinking I wanted to hear something from you and then it popped up. Hope you enjoyed the fries!

Diana Battle's avatar

This “I don’t want anything to do with any of you, but please read my book and see how great I am,” combo platter is one of my favorite meals and as it’s happening, I can only sigh and try to have compassion for the little misfit inside.” You touched this little misfit . I’m not great, but I eat from the same combo platter..