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Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

That was a private message and a kind and even flattering. Yes, I'm safe , thank you for asking AVK.

ilana simons's avatar

to not include a real picture is a bit criminal

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Mystery my dear.

AVK's avatar

Hey Tommy, you don't know me, but you're my favorite writer on Substack. If i knew how to send you a private message i would. i know you live in LA. i know you're not ok, nobody in LA is right now, but i hope your safe.

Holly Starley's avatar

Love me them recordings.

Also, noice! Feels good to feel good. ;)

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

It do, it do. And to have fun with it!

Holly Starley's avatar

I’ve been swimming two to three times a week lately. And damn it’s good exercise.

Marc Typo's avatar

I was smiling the whole way through!!!!

Martin Mc Carthy's avatar

Is that a picture of you with your 'upgraded physique' at the beginning of the post? If so, your MANbiance is looking good! Also, that recording would give Al Pacino a fair run for his money!

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

That is Victor Mature as I think you know. I have a great Pacino story. My Italian friend from loves Al. She had only seen him in dubbed movies with Giancarlo Giannini doing his voice. She finally comes to America and see a Pacino movie. Her response. He's not as good Gianinni doing him! Glad you're listening Marty me boy.

Martin Mc Carthy's avatar

My favourite Al Pacino movie is Simone. It just suits his over-the-top later style so well, while exposing a lot of the farcicality of Hollywood.

Eleanor Anstruther's avatar

🙌

JoshuaNearly's avatar

Just made me crave me some Honey Salted Carmel Almond. I’d almost forgotten about that. Thanks!

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Always here to help

JoshuaNearly's avatar

Lord knows I need all I can get!

Renee Missel's avatar

Thank you for this hilarious piece. It starts the day perfectly.

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

You're welcome Madame

Pavana Reddy's avatar

That breaststroke is no joke

Eric Trules's avatar

Swerd-Dude, we don’t wanna see a flabby Victor Mature; we want to see what you see - in the mirror. We’re all waiting, lustily.😛

Geraldine A. V. Hughes's avatar

Friday Greetings Sir Tommy, I wanted to reach out to see if you and yours are not in the line of the killer fire storm and are safe. Take care and know that you are in my thoughts and prayers. Your fan, Geraldine

Tommy Swerdlow's avatar

Thank you so much Geraldine. You're a soulful, caring and of course, creative, woman.

Geraldine A. V. Hughes's avatar

Listen up . . .!

Swerdy is a hottie

Not above others

O no no no no

Swerdy is searing mambiance

sultry buffbiance walking uptown

With a strongly flavored

hot spiced sense of humor

and a dash of peppery pride

Swerdy is a fiery ball

of ownership and acknowledgment

with a piquant appreciation of accomplishment

Swerdy is a hottie.